Hello, I’m Nimzy Nova and you can call me Nimzy, Nova, Emperor, Ruler, or Overlord. I come from a far away planet called Nerulia where my people, Neru, save other planets from dark powers. I was exiled here for being too evil. In reality, the greatest crimes I’ve committed are “Accidental Arson”, forgetting to say “Please” and “Thank You”, stealing (someone’s shampoo, I was out), and “Theft and Consumption of a Sacred or Religious Artifact”. Since being sent here I’ve realized I’m not as evil as I thought, but screw it. They wanted a villain they got one!
What was the crime that led to your exil?
That’d be the “Theft and Consumption of a Sacred or Religious Artifact”. During a celebration for our millionth world saved we threw a party. I say “We” but “I” wasn’t “Invited”. During the party they ate pizza and there was only one slice left. But the rest of the Neru are far too polite to take the last slice. Some would lie and say they weren’t hungry even with a growling stomach. So to celebrate the kindness of Neru nature they bronzed the pizza slice and put it in a museum. I finally showed up, a bit late. Tends to happen when you’re not invited. I heard there was pizza and saw the last slice was bronzed. That slice should have been mine, so I ate my slice, bronze and all.
In response the leaders of Nerulia said that I’ve been a menace they won’t tolerate any longer. That I need to be shown a lesson. I’ve worn out my welcome. Blah blah blah. They used my magic to launch me to Earth where I now don’t have magic anymore.
What are your plans now?
Maybe the Neru back home forgot but I can regain my magic back. We grow in power with the faith and love of our followers. Usually this boost is marginal as most Neru don’t work with more than 4 magical girls at once. But I plan to start a cult, gain my power back, and build an empire to rival Nerulia. I’m going to do this the same way everyone else does, by building a social media presence. I’ll be making videos, livestreaming, and writing posts.